1.Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to

　　others that you "like it that way".

　　2.Drum on every available surface.

　　3.Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

　　4.Staple papers in the middle of the page.

　　5.Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

　　6.Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.

　　7.Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

　　8.Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

　　9.Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

　　10.Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

　　11.Set alarms for random times.

　　12.Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public entirely

　　of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."

　　13.Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.

　　14.Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

　　15.Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

　　16.Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the

　　volume properly adjusted.

　　17.Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

　　18.Honk and wave to strangers.

　　19.Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.

　　20.Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

　　21.Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental

　　movies.

　　22.Wear your pants backwards.

　　23.Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary

　　mints by the cash register.

　　24.Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

　　25.Rouse your roommates from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal

　　Machine Music".

　　26.Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-cyrillic-landscape mode.

　　27.ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE. only type in lowercase. dont use any punctuation

　　either

　　28.Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

　　29.Pay for your dinner with pennies.

　　30.Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

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