31.Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

　　32.Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

　　33.Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ OJ

　　Simpson conspiracy theories.

　　34.Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?"

　　"What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

　　35.Light road flares on a birthday cake.

　　36.Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

　　37.Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

　　38.Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador".

　　39.Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

　　40.At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

　　41.When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until

　　physically restrained.

　　42.Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One".

　　43.As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

　　44.Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

　　45.Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.

　　46.Sing the "This is the song that never ends..." song.

　　47.Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

　　48.Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

　　49.Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your

　　chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up", and repeat.

　　50.Drive half a block.

　　51.Name your dog "Dog".

　　52.Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

　　53.Ask people what gender they are.

　　54.Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

　　55.Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in

　　the tray.

　　56.Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern Drawl.

　　57.Forget the punchline to a long joke, but tell the listener it was a "real

　　hoot".

　　58.Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you

　　don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

　　59.Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a

　　can of Lysol.

　　60.Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, suc

　　h as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies' "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

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