If You Love Somebody
作者:古龙 2009-07-04语际翻译公司 转载请注明https://www.scientrans.com
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If she comes back, and if you love her still,
Set her free again, repeat *
THE LAWYER'S VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom
Act clearly states that...
THE BILL GATES VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also
going to get an upgrade.
THE STATISTICIAN'S VERSION::
If you love somebody.
Set her free...
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high.
If she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway.
THE POSSESSIVE VERSION:
If you love somebody.
Don't ever set her free.
THE MBA VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
Instantaneously...
And look for others simultaneously.
THE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she comes back, her super ego is dominant.
If she doesn't come, back her id is supreme.
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
THE FINANCE EXPERT VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans.
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
THE MARKETING VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she has brand loyalty.
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.
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